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Governor of North Carolina Vetoes Bill Because Breathing is Overrated!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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UN Shocked to Discover Haiti’s Gangs Actually Run the Capital – Who Could Have Guessed?

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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FAA Teams Up with Southern School to Solve Air Traffic Controller Shortage – Because Who Needs Proper Training Anyway?

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Columbia University shocked to discover hackers actually interested in student data

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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GOP Senator Blames Empty Hospital for Tax Vote on Trump Bill

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Florida bomb squad blows up watermelon to show fireworks are deadly

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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MS-13 Leader in Trump’s Crosshairs Gets Slap on the Wrist for Murder Spree – Just 8 Casualties, No Biggie!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Pope Leo XIV’s childhood home purchased by desperate town hoping for divine intervention in village revival!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Tunnel to Towers Saves America by Giving Away Free Houses to Superheroes

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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FBI Cracks Down on Anti-Tren Turf War – Turns out Migrant Gangs Prefer Choo-Choo Trains to Planes

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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South Carolina Sheriff Shocked to Find Out Bullets Hurt Deputy

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Judge to Philadelphia City Workers: Strike? Not on My Watch!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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