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Eastern US to Experience One Last Day of Hellish Heatwave Before Mother Nature Reminds Us It’s Still October.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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DoorDash Exec Sinks Faster Than Delivery Times in Lake Tahoe Boat Mishap

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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California Official Hilariously Suggests Gangs Should Handle Immigration Raids

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Ohio Appeals Court: You Can’t Sit With Us – Private School Voucher System Ruled Unconstitutional

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump’s Big Bill: Making Immigration Great Again…or Not

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Rep. McIver Shocked Anyone Would Think He’d Be Capable of Assault After Friendly Visit to Immigration Center

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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UN Turns 80, Wonders If Anyone Still Cares. #HashtagDiplomacy #CanTheUNSurvive

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump’s Budget Bill: IRS Cuts Could Make Tax Filing Season a Hilarious Disaster in 2026, Watchdog Says!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Mother blames brainwashing for missing kids, sends out Amber Alert for their return.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Hiker vanishes in woods after ‘shortcut’ reveals secret woodland karaoke club

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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South Carolina vacation spot proves electrifying by zapping 20 unlucky tourists with lightning – shockingly shocking!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Adults Shockingly Stop Caring Who Loves Who: A Timeline of Gay Marriage Approval

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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