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Harvard Frog King Faces More Trouble: Accused of Embryo Smuggling

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Local man demonstrates his masterful hate crime skills in Boulder rampage, indicted on 12 charges.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Fit meathead arrested for challenging meat-obsessed podcaster.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Brown bear’s blinged-out grin makes all the forest critters jealous!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Alaskan bear gets blinged-out smile with massive metal crown for tooth on The Onion.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Philly Cop Shoots Kid, Family Wins $3M. In other news, water is wet.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump: California must ban trans girls from sports, because equality is confusing!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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American Airlines plane makes smoking hot emergency landing.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Florida Gov. DeSantis Plans to Open Yet Another Vacation Destination for Immigrants

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Search for missing plane finally concludes after 75 years – now onto solving the mystery of Amelia Earhart’s disappearance!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Florida Teacher Adds Some Extra Credit to Lunchtime Curriculum

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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State lawmaker Zohran Mamdani vying to be NYC’s first Muslim and Indian American mayor – we’re all wondering, who the heck is he?

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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