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Karen’s Jury Foreman Demands FBI Investigation into Bumbling Boston Cops’ Mishap

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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San Diego police on wild goose chase for fake rideshare creep.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Lifeguard skewered by rogue umbrella in freak beach day BBQ gone wrong

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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LA police union to local official: Stop making our job harder, we’ve got enough on our plate already!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Family Claims Nevada Inmate’s Death Was Result of Aggressive Hug and Secret Hide and Seek Game

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Mississippi finally remembers they had a Vietnam veteran on death row for 50 years, decides to execute him for murder

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Suburban Man Somehow Shocked That Killing Cop is Illegal

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Accused killer blames ‘white supremacy’ for murder, asks for moral support: satirical news at its finest

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Breaking: Barry Morphew Emerges From Cocoon of Innocence After Jail Booking

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Oregon Legislature Decides Wildfires Are Just Nature’s Way of Saying Hi

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Fannie and Freddie Jumping on the Crypto Bandwagon: Mortgages Now Accepted in Bitcoin!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Kari Lake: Let’s Just Nuke Voice of America and Call it a Day

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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