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Aliens or Just a Really Big Meteor? Either Way, It Was Pretty Darn Bright.

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Lawmakers remove petty revenge tax provision from Trump’s big bill after Treasury Department throws a tantrum

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Canadian Man Tragically Discovers Florida Isn’t Just for Snowbirds

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Chiefs Beg for More Money, Threaten to Ditch Kansas for Greener Pastures

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Former camp counselor arrested for planning to unleash holy terror on Christian camp that dared to fire them.

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Albuquerque Airport Control Tower Fire Drives FAA Crazy, Grounds Flights, Sparks Chaos!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Immigration officer caught red-handed: Helping immigrants for just a little ‘green card’ of his own

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Oklahoma bans soda and candy from food stamps, because who needs happiness when you have government handouts?

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Old Man Pretending to be Teen in Ohio School Gets Caught with Gun: Immigration Status Still Unclear

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Oops! West Virginia flooding claims 3 more victims. Maybe next time they’ll remember to pack their floaties!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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College Jock’s Pokémon Go Murder Reinvestigated as FBI Hunts for Suspicious Sketchy Suspect

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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States Shockingly Discover Planned Parenthood is Not Just a ‘Plandemic’ Cover-Up

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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