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California Energy Regulator: Let’s Not Hurt Big Oil’s Feelings With Excess Profits Penalties

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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DHS Nabs ‘Worst of the Worst’ Migrants in LA, Ignoring Rioters and Pouty Politicians.

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Sinaloa Cartel Hacker Hacks Mexico City Cameras, FBI Not Amused.

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Smuggler’s Kicks Land Him in Ruff Situation: Deported for Assaulting Heroic CBP Beagle

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Antifa superheroes busted in liberal utopia for daring to challenge the mighty ICE

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump’s Gang Sweep: 2,700 Alleged Venezuelan Gangsters Caught in Hilarious Crackdown

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Hiker’s Adventure at Popular Park Ends in Tragedy: Turns Out Nature Isn’t a Walk in the Park!

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Hurricane Helene’s Debris Just a Minor Inconvenience for Iconic North Carolina Attraction – Reopens with a Bang!

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Alec Baldwin and ‘Rust’ Crew Finally Agree: Guns Don’t Kill People, Alec Baldwin Does

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Boat crash survivors in Lake Tahoe all share one shocking trait: they all wore socks with sandals.

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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‘Brave Hero’ facing charges for valiantly targeting federal agents with fiery attack at Los Angeles hotel, says witnesses.

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Truckload of Laughs: Human Smugglers Get Slap on the Wrist for 53 Migrant Deaths in Texas

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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