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‘My stomach is hurting from laughing’: Hear panelist’s reaction to DeSantis’ threat to Disney

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Two Russians claiming to be former Wagner commanders admit killing children and civilians in Ukraine

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Russia is ‘going backwards’ in equipment and deploying post WWII-era tanks, according to Western officials

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Democrats bash Justice Clarence Thomas but their plan to investigate ethics allegations is unclear

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Apple CEO was presented with an original Macintosh. See his reaction

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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ADHD medication abuse in schools is a ‘wake-up call’

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Eating too much of these foods is driving the rise in type 2 diabetes, study says

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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FTC chair Lina Khan warns AI could ‘turbocharge’ fraud and scams

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Netflix is winding down its DVD business after 25 years

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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See pizza delivery guy take out suspect fleeing police

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Jamie Foxx remains hospitalized nearly a week after ‘medical complication’

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Toddler crawls through White House fence, prompts Secret Service response

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid

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