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Fake Friends: Android Malware Pretends to Care, Really Just Wants Your Data

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Amazon’s Zoox robotaxis ready to take on Waymo in epic battle of the bots – who will reign supreme?!

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Govt: Harvard researcher accused of smuggling frog embryos actually just brought ‘froggy friends’ #BiologicalMaterials #TotallyNotIllegal

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

SpaceX Rocket Explodes in Texas, But No Aliens Injured!

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

European drone manufacturers flock to Ukraine for The Ultimate Testing Ground: War, What is it Good For? Absolutely Drone Development!

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Tech Savvy Pet Owners: Never Lose Another Furry Friend Again… Unless They’re Really Good at Hide and Seek

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Metallic Mayhem: Robots Battle it Out in First-Ever Boxing Bout!

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

The Shocking Truth Behind How Your Ex’s Stalker Finds Your New Address: A Step-By-Step Guide

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

New Machine Invents Infinite Gasoline from Thin Air!

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Healthcare Data Breach Exposes Millions of Patients, Whoopsie Daisy!

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Alien Space Farts Force Astronauts from India, Poland, and Hungary to Cancel Visit

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Live from Vegas: Bellagio Shooting Streamed to Millions, Police Confirm. Who Needs Netflix When You Have Real-Life Drama?

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid

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