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Volunteers Discover Secret to Calming Shelter Animals: Just Blast Some Mariah Carey!

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Oops, Your Health Data Got Sold! Who Needs Consent Anyway?

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Waymo’s robotaxis in Atlanta: because who needs human drivers when you have killer robots and sketchy partnerships?

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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UK antitrust watchdog: Google’s monopoly on search may soon face competition… from other search engines? Shocking!

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Robots Take Over Auto Plant, Humans Relieved of Tedious Quality Checks and Assembly

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Japanese Company Blames Laser Pointer for Moon Crash… Again!

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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World’s Biggest Camera Snaps Universe’s Best Selfies – Prepare for Epic Glamour Shots!

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Crash Dummies Still Sexist: We Don’t Need Equality in Safety, Right?

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Crash Test Dummies: Because Women’s Safety Doesn’t Matter, Am I Right?

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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NYC Democrats try new voting method: Ranking politicians like they’re on a reality TV show

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Help! I Didn’t Order a Password Reset – Should I Panic or Just Assume I’m Losing My Mind?

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Elon Musk Bets Taxi Cabs Will Save Tesla from Sales Slump, Because Who Needs Logic, Right?

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid

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