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Olympic Boss Promises Fairness in Women’s Category, Imane Khelif Fires Back with Sassy Punchline

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Sports

Raleigh Hits 33rd Homer, Royals Can’t Even Catch a Break – Satirical News at its Finest!

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Sports

Arizona Diamondbacks Discover Winning is Actually Fun, Beat Giants 4-2

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Sports

Orioles Win Game Thanks to Player Doing Sports Thing Better Than Other Team with Bats and Balls #SportsBall #NotFakeNews

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Stanley Cup Dominating Panthers Lock in Marchand and Ekblad: Because Who Needs Salary Cap Anyway?

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Red Sox Player Hits Grand Slam, Inside-the-Park Homer, and Saves Team from Embarrassing Loss to Reds 13-6 – What a Hero!

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Sports

Dodgers Accused of Discrimination: Strike Out in Federal Civil Rights Complaint

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Sports

Athletics Eager to Dump Whiny Pitcher Severino for Dissing Ballpark: Satirical Report

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Sports

WNBA players rank Caitlin Clark 9th best guard, proving once again fan votes don’t matter.

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Sports

Golden Knights Strike Gold: Maple Leafs Gift Wrap Mitch Marner for Las Vegas in Trade of the Century!

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Sports

WNBA Star Sick to Her Stomach Over Trade Separating Her from Girlfriend: Aces Deal Breaks Hearts!

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Gold medalist’s wife hints at betrayal in divorce drama. Lochte’s love life makes a splash!

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington

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