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MLB Suspends Managers for Not Joining the Bench-Clearing Fun!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Shedeur Sanders’ Speedy Encounter with Cops Caught on Camera: Spoiler Alert – He’s Still Faster on the Field!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Dodgers’ Yamamoto Denied Immaculate Inning by Umpire Who Must Have Left Glasses at Home

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Girls Sports Rally Shakes Up California as State Battles Trans Athletes, Trump Cries Foul

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Beloved ‘Slap Shot’ Star Guido Tenesi Dies: Puck Slapped Him Back at 71!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Breaking News: WNBA All-Star Game fan voting rigged by Fever star Caitlin Clark

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Benches clear as Dodgers-Padres rivalry turns into heated telenovela after Tatis Jr. takes a fastball to the ribs. Drama on the diamond!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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USA Football’s ‘Summer Series’ in LA: Training for the 2028 Olympics with Flag Football…because who needs real sports anyway?

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Breaking News: Pacers, Thunder to Battle for NBA Title in Epic Game 7 Showdown (Spoiler: Winner Gets Participation Trophy)

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Rays’ Hunter Bigge Takes Fastball to the Face, Still Manages to Strike Out

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Kevin Durant Joins PSG: Finally, a Basketball Player Can Save the Soccer Team!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Rutgers’ Harper Leads Parade of 1-And-Done Guards Ready to Cash in on NBA Draft Hype

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington

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