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Pant scores century, England promptly ruins his day with 4 wickets: India’s hopes dashed on second morning

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Washed-Up Basketballer Vlade Divac Breaks More Than Just the Rim: Surgery Needed After Motorbike Mishap

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Crusaders Win 13th Super Rugby Title, Because Winning Just Comes Naturally to Them, Apparently.

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Kershaw Dominates Again, Rojas Channels Inner Babe Ruth in Dodgers’ Close Call Win vs Nationals

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Rafaela smacks homer, ruins Devers’ day in Red Sox victory. Who needs hits when you’ve got dingers?

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Breaking: Astros win game with magical wild pitch, Angels left scratching their heads in disbelief!

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Thunder vs Pacers: NBA Finals Game 7 – Because Who Needs a Decisive Winner Anyway?

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Rain Puts a Damper on Cricket Match, Draw Expected in Sunny Galle. Classic!

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Louisville Speeds Past Pride, Current Barely Beats Angel City in NWSL Showdowns – What a Thrilling Display of Mediocrity!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Bayern Munich Somehow Manages to Beat Boca Juniors in Club World Cup

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Rays Smash Tigers in Baseball Bonanza: Díaz and Thaiss Make Detroit Look Like Kittens

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Local hero Misiorowski miraculously avoids last place in 2nd game, Yelich single-handedly obliterates Twins with 8 RBIs

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington

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