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Lexi Thompson Masters Art of Both Top and Shank in Windy Women’s PGA Round, Nails Triple Bogey!

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Mercury Shoots Lights Out, Sky Left Wondering if Basketball is Still a Contact Sport

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Thunder vs Pacers: The Epic Battle for a Really Shiny Trophy!

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Yankees Pitcher Throws No-Hitter Against Orioles, Shockingly Only Allows One Run

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Panthers Already Planning Parade for Winning Offseason

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Sophie Cunningham: Caitlin Clark’s Bodyguard or WNBA Icon? More like WNBA Icon (not really) – according to sources.

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Astros pitcher channels inner toddler, throws fit at Angels shortstop for getting hit by pitch; bench-clearing brawl ensues.

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Bears QB Roasts Cheeseheads: Packers Fans Need a Reality Check!

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Dodgers Donate $1 Million to Immigration Arrest Victims, Because Denying ICE Was Just a Joke, Right?

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Florida Panthers’ Sam Reinhart Celebrates Second Stanley Cup Win, Vows to Build Hockey Empire or Just Have a Really Good Time, Whichever Comes First

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Mariners’ Cal Raleigh becomes new home run king, Johnny Bench cries into his catcher’s mitt

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Jalen Rose’s Epic Prediction for NBA Finals Game 7: Basketball Will Be Played

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington

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