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Maxwell Hairston: From Touchdowns to Touching Downfalls

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Wimbledon Upset Epidemic: No. 1 Aryna Sabalenka Dodges Bullet, Shocking No One.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Diamondbacks Ban Superfan for Daring to Actually Attend Games

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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UPenn’s Lia Thomas Records Still Count, Education Department Can’t Handle the Swim Waves 🏊‍♀️ #RecordBreaker #PCculture

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Jaiswal single-handedly saves India from first innings disaster at Edgbaston

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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WWE’s McMahon Saves Women’s Sports: I’m Basically a Feminist Hero

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Victor Caratini Hits 3rd Career Grand Slam, Astros Barely Manage to Beat Rockies 6-5 – Shocking, we know!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Ohtani Hits 30th Homer in 5th Straight Season, Yamamoto and Dodgers Crush White Sox 6-1… Who Needs Defense Anyway?

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Perez’s 2-run double cures Royals of 9-game losing streak, Mariners left wondering if they even know how to play baseball.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Tokyo Park Dispute: Babe Ruth’s Ghost Demands VIP Box at Redeveloped Stadium

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Katie Taylor graciously allows Amanda Serrano to have a pity win, because who needs a victory more than the undefeated champ?

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Beloved Red Panda Fails at Unicycle, Wheelchair-Bound at Halftime: WNBA Show Gone Wrong!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington

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