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Tennis stars feud after handshake: ‘Nobody wants to be your doubles partner!’

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Panthers Shock World by Winning Stanley Cup Again, Parade #2: Electric Boogaloo

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Dodgers on High Alert as Shohei Ohtani Threatens World Domination with Return to Two-Way Play

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Coach Tossed Like Salad in College World Series Shocker

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Coastal Carolina Coaches Kickin’ It Out of CWS Finals Showdown with LSU!

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Sports Players Risk Heat Stroke for a Chance at Mediocre Achievement in Sweltering US Hellscapes

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Chisholm miraculously convinces Yankees to win, Orioles devastated

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Kenan Yildiz miraculously scores (twice!) in Juventus’ 4-1 win at Club World Cup – proving aliens have invaded the pitch!

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Sky Rookie Drafted Because She’s Popular, Ex-WNBA Star Shocked

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Bruce Pearl Believes Trump’s Peaceful Intentions Will Definitely Prevent World War 3 With Iran, No Doubt About It!

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Rockets Trade for KD: Suns Throw in Free Sunscreen!

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Soccer Stand Collapse: Referee Rules it a Tie!

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington

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