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MLB rookie claims he’s batting .400 thanks to childhood obsession with Mario Kart

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Caitlin Clark’s Groin Throws Temper Tantrum, Takes Night Off vs Sparks

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Buccaneers Re-Sign Duo Responsible for Mediocre Seasons, Fans Still Hopeful for Improvement

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Diamondbacks’ Ketel Marte Flooded with Love After Fan’s Mom Jokes Backfire

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Caitlin Clark to Sit Out Game vs Sparks Due to Unexplained Shooting Woes – Maybe She Should Stick to Basketball Instead!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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LSU Pitching Prodigy Kade Anderson Celebrates World Series Victory, Hopes MLB Draft Doesn’t Ruin His Life

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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NBA Commish Heckled for Mavericks Draft Rigging: Silver’s Mind Control Powers Exposed!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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South Carolina B-Ball Babe Chloe Kitts Takes NBA Draft by Storm as Arm Candy for BF

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Breaking News: Random Names Top List of NBA Draft Picks for Round 2!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Child Prodigies Dominate Wimbledon; Elders Tremble in Fear

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Billionaire Buys Rick Ware Racing, Vows to Turn It into a Nascar Juggernaut (lol jk)

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Mbappé Shocked to Discover Professional Soccer Team Expects Him to Play Soccer

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington

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