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Rays Rookie Wander Franco Convicted of Child Sex Abuse – Guess He Really Can’t Hit Everything!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Tampa Bay Rays Shortstop Wander Franco Slides into Legal Trouble with Unwanted Advances

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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NBA Rookie Corrects Mom on Live TV, Clearly Destined for Greatness

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Auburn’s Bruce Pearl Challenges Iran’s Supreme Leader to Hoops Showdown

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Starving Tigers devour A’s in Enns-credible comeback

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Messi and pals ready to show former coach who’s boss in Club World Cup showdown!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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NFL suspends Justin Tucker for being too good at kicking balls, deemed unsportsmanlike conduct. #KickerGate

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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New Olympics chief declares war on trans athletes, vows to protect fragile women’s category.

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Dwight Howard Blames Heartless Driver for Dog’s Hit-and-Run Demise: Who Runs Over a Pup?!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Bobby Witt Jr. confident he can carry Team USA to victory in 2026 Wiffle Ball Classic.

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Broncos Lineman Garett Bolles Declares Himself Official Firefighter for Colorado Wildfires

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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17-Year-Old Eastern Michigan Football Recruit Meets Tragic End in Epic Motorcycle vs. Semitruck Showdown

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington

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