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Barry Bonds to Receive Statue, Because Cheating Always Deserves a Monument, Says Giants CEO

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Club World Cup sniffer dogs now rocking the latest in canine fashion: paw booties to beat the heat!

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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NCAA Considers Letting College Kids and Coaches Gamble on the Pros – Because What Could Go Wrong?

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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LIV Golf: Where the Next Generation Learns to Swing and Miss Like the Pros!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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South Sudanese Baller Bawls Over NBA Draft Pick: Rockets Ruffle Feathers!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Shota Imanaga miraculously throws 5 whole innings without injuring himself again, Cubs beat Cardinals 3-0.

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Kershaw Strikes Out 5, Absolute Legend Nears 3,000 Strikeouts

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Dryburgh and Porter Shock World by Posting 66 in Alternate Shot; Dow Championship in Disarray

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Shohei Ohtani Wins All-Star Game Vote by Unanimous Decision, Judge Judy Demands Recount

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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49ers Star Reveals Shocking Secret: Still Swinging with Vintage Nike Driver!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Meet the mysterious Cooper Flagg: NBA prodigy or government experiment gone wrong? #ConspiracyTheoriesAbound

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Washed-up US soccer player predicts catastrophe for World Cup hosts.

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington

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