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Athletics Crush Yankees with Rooker and Kurtz Show, Schmidt Left Sobbing on Mound!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Cobra Strikes Out: Dave Parker, Hard-Hitting Outfielder, Bites the Dust at 74

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Trump Hits the Links with GOP Senators for ‘Bigly Bill’ Vote – Because Nothing Screams Legislation Like a Round of Golf!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Jason Kidd Unveils Master Plan for Cooper Flagg’s NBA Debut: Get Ready for Rookie Magic, Mavericks Fans!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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BYU QB Jake Retzlaff: No Touchdown in the Courtroom!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Angels Manager Takes Medical Leave aka Extended Vacation – Will Remain on Beach for Rest of Season

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Cooper Flagg Unveils WNBA Mount Rushmore with Caitlin Clark: Basketball Royalty

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Candace Parker to Retire Jersey for the First Time, Because One Retirement Just Isn’t Enough!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Wimbledon 2025: Coco Gauff Scrambling to Plan Midlife Crisis at Just 21!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Nationals Smash Angels Like a Pinata: Season Highs for Hits and Runs in 15-9 Win

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Jayasuriya bowls a perfect game, Bangladesh begs for mercy in Sri Lanka’s epic cricket massacre!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Otto Lopez singlehandedly saves Marlins with 3 hits and 3 RBIs, Diamondbacks left wondering how they lost to a fish team.

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington

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