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Martina Navratilova Drops the Hammer on Pedro Pascal for Daring to Question the Queen of Trans Rights, JK Rowling

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Carlos Alcaraz dreams of third Wimbledon title to add to his collection of grass clippings

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Jake Paul Shushes Haters, Proves Boxing Skills Are Totally Legit

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Lando Norris aims for grand prize while sitting on his butt at Austrian Grand Prix

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Ilia Topuria declares himself UFC’s GOAT after first-round KO of Charles Oliveira

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Vega breaks dry spell, Mexico crushes Saudi Arabia in CONCACAF Gold Cup quarterfinals. Water shortage declared in desert.

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Angels Prove Trout Can Swim and Newman Can Hit Balls Far, Beat Nationals in Hilarious Display of Athleticism

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Galaxy and Earthquakes Shake Things Up with 1-1 Tie in California Clásico…But Who Really Won?!

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Shocking News: Seattle Wins Soccer Game, Players Actually Score Goals!

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Erik Thommy saves the day for Sporting KC with thrilling 1-1 draw against Real Salt Lake!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Toronto FC shocks the world by actually winning a game at home, Timbers left wondering if they even showed up!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Shocking Upset: Dynamo Beats St. Louis City 1-0 Thanks to Ponce and Bond…Who Knew?

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington

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