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Thanksgiving: NCAA Football Rivalries Spark Family Feuds, No One Actually Remembers the Turkey

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  • Published: November 27, 2024
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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New Study Shows Watching Sports on TV Burns More Calories Than Playing the Sport

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  • Published: November 22, 2024
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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High School Football Team Reveals Secret to Winning: ‘Just Tell Them They’re Going to the NFL’

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  • Published: November 22, 2024
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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NFL Season 2024: A Complete, Utterly Senseless Breakdown of America’s Favorite Pastime

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  • Published: November 18, 2024
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Breaking News: US NFL Football Now Officially a “Full-Contact Quidditch League”

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  • Published: November 18, 2024
  • Author Chaz Chasington

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