Sports

MLB All-Star Lineups Announced: Aaron Judge and Shohei Ohtani to Lead Team We’re Definitely Not Just Picking Names Out of a Hat

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UPenn Bows to Trump, Riley Gaines Demands NCAA Fix Lia Thomas Records!

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Red Panda’s Acrobatics Fail: Hospital Releases Daredevil After WNBA Mishap

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New NFL Rookie Already Making Headlines: Accused of Assault Before Even Hitting the Field!

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Cleveland, Detroit Roast Sophie Cunningham’s WNBA Expansion Hot Take

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BREAKING: Deandre Ayton Decides to Join Lakers Because Why Not, Sources Confirm

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Max Homa Exposes X as the Ultimate A-Hole Sanctuary: PGA Star Avoids Platform like the Plague

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Joey Ortiz Smacks Grand Slam, Sends Mets Spiraling into Existential Crisis as Brewers Dominate 7-2.

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NBA Stars Ditch Basketball for Hollywood at Summer League Fest with KG, Marky Mark, and some other guy.

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PGA Tour introduces 3-for-1 Special on FedEx Cup bonus, because sharing is caring (not really).

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Hockey Bros Get Permission to Skip Work for Olympics, Bosses Pissed

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Panthers Captain Realizes Winning Stanley Cup Once Wasn’t Enough, Now Aims for Threepeat – Because Why Not?

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