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World’s First Time Machine Invented—Still Can’t Get Your Latte Right on Time

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Ghosts in Haunted Houses Now Demanding Wi-Fi Access

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  • Published: November 24, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Local Meteorologist Finally Admits They Just Guess the Weather

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  • Published: November 24, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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The Great Sock Conspiracy: Are Your Feet in on It?

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  • Published: November 23, 2024
  • Author Woody Barnum
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NASA’s Latest Discovery: Aliens Have Been Avoiding Earth Because of Our Reality TV

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  • Published: November 23, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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UFOs Spotted Over Roswell, NM: Alien Tourists or Just Really Bad Drones?

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  • Published: November 19, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Breaking: Scientists Discover New Species of Talking Cats

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  • Published: November 17, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid

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