Science

Family Scrambles for Baby Heart Surgery as Pediatric Hospitals Play Hide and Seek with Beds

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US Fails Pregnancy Test: Receives D+ Grade for Premature Births

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Groundbreaking Alzheimer’s treatment gantenerumab proves about as effective as these experiments on my cat Steve.

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Kids too lazy to get Covid boosters, prefer hospitals instead.

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RSV: The Senior Citizen’s Ultimate Winter Getaway – Hospitalization Rates 10x Higher Than Usual!

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FDA Greenlights Novavax COVID-19 Vaccine with Unique Limitations

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Trump Budget Cuts Ocean Data, Leaving Boaters, Anglers, and Forecasters in the Lurch

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Did You Sea An Alien? Government Reports Aliens Living In Ocean

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Former Pentagon Official Reveals: Alien Tech Sparks ‘Top-Secret, Decades-Long Arms Race’… Because Why Not?

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AI Now Capable of Writing Political Speeches, But They’re All Just Incoherent Rants

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Biologists Now Concerned That Plants Might Be Plotting Against Us

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New Study Shows That Caffeine Actually Makes You Smarter, So Please Don’t Stop Drinking Coffee

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