Science

FDA Greenlights Novavax COVID-19 Vaccine with Unique Limitations

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Trump Budget Cuts Ocean Data, Leaving Boaters, Anglers, and Forecasters in the Lurch

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Did You Sea An Alien? Government Reports Aliens Living In Ocean

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Former Pentagon Official Reveals: Alien Tech Sparks ‘Top-Secret, Decades-Long Arms Race’… Because Why Not?

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AI Now Capable of Writing Political Speeches, But They’re All Just Incoherent Rants

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Biologists Now Concerned That Plants Might Be Plotting Against Us

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New Study Shows That Caffeine Actually Makes You Smarter, So Please Don’t Stop Drinking Coffee

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World’s First Time Machine Invented—Still Can’t Get Your Latte Right on Time

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Ghosts in Haunted Houses Now Demanding Wi-Fi Access

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Local Meteorologist Finally Admits They Just Guess the Weather

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The Great Sock Conspiracy: Are Your Feet in on It?

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NASA’s Latest Discovery: Aliens Have Been Avoiding Earth Because of Our Reality TV

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