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Establishment Dems panic as socialist candidate wins NYC primary; plan ‘Project 2029’ to stay relevant.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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ICE to LA Mayor: You go home first!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump to Arm Israel with US B-2s in Case Iran Tries to Play with Nuclear Fire – Because What Could Go Wrong?

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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State Department’s ‘America First’ Makeover: Because Who Needs Diplomacy When You Have Patriotism, Right?

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Alaska Senator Sells Out for $3.3T Megabill, Remembers She Represents Alaska, Apparently

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump Administration Shuts Down Climate Website, Promises to Reset Earth’s Thermostat 😂🌍 #FakeNewsCentral

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump’s ‘Huge Bill’ Dances Past Final Obstacle Before House-wide Vote, Sprinkling Glitter and Confetti Along the Way.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump’s Immigration Crackdown Forces LA Neighbors to Cancel July 4th: Freedom? Who Needs It!

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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ICE Cracks Down on Not-So-Friendly Neighborhood Predator, Sends Him to Timeout

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Pentagon scared Ukraine will steal all the cool weapons, holds back shipments to protect US stockpile.

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump working on giving illegal workers a break… because who else is going to pick our fruit and clean our hotels?

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Pentagon sends 150 bored National Guard troops back home from LA – wildfires too scared to mess with them!

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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