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Trump asks Supreme Court to help him clean out the ‘deep state’ of pesky consumer safety officials.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Bush and Trump’s enemies unite to roast ‘colossal screw-up’ of shutting down USAID

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Rev. Al Sharpton to Cuomo: Step Aside in NYC Mayoral Race for the Greater Good (and my Sunday sermon topics)

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Hospitals Flee Trump Country Faster Than His Twitter Followers

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Comey’s Daughter Fails to Lock Up Diddy in Trial – Better Luck Next Time, Kid!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Obama-appointed Judgey McJudgerson strikes down No Asylum for You, Illegal Immigrants! order by Trump. Cue the dramatic music!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Democratic doctors’ protest against ‘beautiful bill’ ruined by pesky tourists at US Capitol!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump tells faith leaders he could fix AT&T tech issues with just a ‘small loan of a million dollars’

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Wisconsin Supreme Court Rules: Money Talks, Fetuses Walk!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Colorado Capitol caves to snowflake liberals, swaps out distorted Trump portrait after constant whining.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump’s Bestie Faces Challenge from MAGA Wannabe in Senate Showdown

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Elon Musk Praises Trump in Break from BBB Bashing, World Peace Declared (Not Really)

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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