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Joe Biden Admits He Thought “TikTok” Was a Clock Repair App, Attempts to Un-Ban It

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  • Published: January 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Bernie Sanders Supportive of Trump Suggestion That Canada Becomes 51st State

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  • Published: December 5, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Papa Joe Biden Pardons Son Hunter – What Does It Mean?

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  • Published: December 2, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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AI Now Capable of Writing Political Speeches, But They’re All Just Incoherent Rants

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Breaking: Biden Declares the Thanksgiving Turkey “Too White”, Plans To End Annual Tradition

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  • Published: November 24, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Congress Passes Bill to Rename Thanksgiving: ‘Pre-Black Friday’ Shopping Day

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  • Published: November 22, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Biden Set To Be First US President To Open Presidential Ice Cream Parlor

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  • Published: November 20, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Harris Campaign Racks Up $2.6 Million in Private Jet Bills, Because Who Needs Budgeting When You Have Sky-High Ambitions?

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  • Published: November 17, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid

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