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Tragic Comedy: 13-Year-Old Dies After Attempting Benadryl TikTok Challenge, Parents Now Seeking Sponsorships

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Amazon Drone Mistaken for UFO, Entire Town Panics

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  • Published: December 4, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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McDonald’s Introduces ‘Slightly Less Salty’ Fries, Customers Revolt

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  • Published: December 4, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Florida Introduces ‘Snowbird Taxes,’ Northerners Panic

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  • Published: December 4, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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WLAZ 58’s “Great Turkey Drop” Lands in National Spotlight… and Maybe a Jail Cell

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  • Published: November 28, 2024
  • Author Woody Barnum
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Introvert Group To Host Press Conference, Will Absolutely Not Engage With Press

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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New Study Finds 1 in 3 Gen Z Thinks VHS Tapes Were Ancient ‘Smartphones’

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Breaking: Pizza Delivery Drone Gets Stuck in Tree, Starts Posting About Its Struggles on Instagram

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Local Teen Claims ‘No One Understands My Struggle’ After Spending a Day Without Wi-Fi

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  • Published: November 22, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Mayor Declares Official Holiday for People Who Don’t Like to Talk to Strangers

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  • Published: November 22, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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