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Walmart Announces New Policies That Become Effective This Thursday

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  • Published: December 3, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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North Pole To Lock Elves Out – Is Christmas Cancelled?

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  • Published: December 1, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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9 Days Into Elf Strike, What To Know

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  • Published: November 27, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Not 72 Hours On Strike, North Pole Records First Lost Time Accident

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  • Published: November 22, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Union Workers Celebrate 12th Annual ‘We Tried’ Picnic After Negotiating With Management

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  • Published: November 22, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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HR Department Finally Admits, ‘We Don’t Actually Know What We Do Here’

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  • Published: November 22, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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GM To Relocate Factories to Deep South – Cage Fight Will Determine Exact Location

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  • Published: November 21, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Mississippians and West Virginians Among Rank for First Place in Number Of Elf Replacements During Elf Union Strike

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  • Published: November 20, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Tooth Fairy Union Watching Elf Strike Closely, Fearing “Misinformation” Could Spread

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  • Published: November 19, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Breaking: Elves Walk Off the Job As Santa Refuses to Bend to Union Request

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  • Published: November 18, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Elf Union Threatens Strike at North Pole, Citing “Years of Tyranny” Under Santa Claus

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  • Published: November 18, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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