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Louisiana AG on High Alert as CVS Turns into Texting Lobbyist Menace!

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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New Study Reveals Low-Calorie Diets Make You Crazy!

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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6 Foolproof Tips to Save Your Ears from Extinction, According to ‘Experts’

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Hairstylists and Doctors Agree: Ozempic Users Shedding Hair Faster Than a Cat in Spring!

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Las Vegas Hotels Sued for ‘Injuries’ from Bedbug ‘Massacre’

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Biblical Fast Food Fad Sweeps Nation as Dieters Skip Meals for Divine Absolution

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Six-Year-Old Boy Faces Life-Threatening Stroke Leading to Paralysis: A Rare Complication

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  • Published: June 11, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Daily Coffee Consumption Associated with Significant Health Benefits for Aging Women, Study Reveals

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  • Published: June 11, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Over 1,000 Ex-Rugby Players Join Forces in Concussion Lawsuit

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  • Published: June 11, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Affordable Flooring Solutions in Uganda: A Healthier Alternative to Dirt Floors

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  • Published: June 11, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

RFK Jr. Claims Autism ‘Destroys’ Families: Insights from Those Affected

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  • Published: June 11, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Second Lady Launches 2025 Summer Reading Challenge to Combat Declining Student Literacy

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  • Published: June 11, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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