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Trump Administration Decides LGBTQ+ Youth Have Enough Hotline Options, Encourages Them to Just Deal with It

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Surgical weight loss kicks Ozempic’s butt in unexpected showdown – you won’t believe who wins!

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Bad news: Drinking causes cancer, negative thoughts rot brain, and sound hurts ears. Stay alive with these tips!

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Get ready for the pest show: Invasive critters set to steal the spotlight this summer, experts hilariously caution.

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Study reveals: Your DNA is the ultimate excuse for your failed diet attempts

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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FDA: Why Take a Pill Daily When You Can Get Stabbed Twice a Year to Prevent HIV?

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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New Miracle Pill: Eat All the Bacon You Want With Zero Consequences!

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Black dads bravely declare love for their autistic offspring, shock the world by actually being present in their lives.

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Kennedy Forms Anti-Vax Squad for CDC Panel; Science Community Thrilled

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Legal Battle Ensues Over Women’s Secret Abortion Clinics: Telehealth Edition!

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Supreme Court Shockingly Supports Sick Kid, Opens Floodgates for More Sick Kids to Demand Rights – What’s Next, Puppies in Court?

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Government Snoops on Woman’s License Plate Data to Make Sure She’s Not Committing the Ultimate Crime: Abortion

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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