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New Study Finds Diabetics on GLP-1s Have Eagle Eye Vision – Literally!

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

Texas Governor Vetoes Bill Banning THC Products, Proving He’s a Real Party Pooper

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Dentists Expose the Shocking Truth: How to Keep Your Teeth from Jumping Ship as You Get Old

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Grandpa’s Miracle Cure for Pre-Diabetes: Eating Less Junk Food and Moving More Somehow Worked!

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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New Study: Eating Fruits and Veggies May Actually Cure Insomnia, Who Knew?

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Uganda’s New Miracle Bike Promises to Cure All Illnesses!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Bill Gates Unveils Genius Plan to Battle Alzheimer’s After Dad Forgets Passwords

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Weed: The Real Gateway to Heart Attacks and Strokes, Says Study

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Employers now making workers play Insurance Agent in latest cost-cutting scheme.

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Watch out for COVID variant causing ‘razor blade’ throats – don’t worry, it’s just a little tickle!

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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FDA shocks world with approval of Bi-Annual HIV Shot: Because Who Has Time for Monthly?

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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CDC Advisers to Discuss Unvaccinated Unicorn Tears as Possible COVID Cure

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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