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Climate change: Turning Gen Z into Gen Crybaby.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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New Miracle Cure for Baldness: Stem Cells Make Hair Great Again! #NotFakeNews

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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World’s Vaccination Game: Millions Now Playing Russian Roulette with Preventable Diseases

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Thousands of travelers contract Hep A at trendy spots, proving that vacation is a real pain in the liver! #SatiricalNewsWinning

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Hot Tip: Sweating to the Oldies in Extreme Heat Might Just Melt Your Face Off

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Texas Warns Citizens: Beware of Food Additives, Unless You Can’t Trust Our List!

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Researchers Shocked: One Shroom Trip Cures Depression for 5 Years!

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Hot Damn! East Coast Sweats Through Record-Breaking Heat Dome

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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New Wonder Drug Makes People Shed Pounds Faster Than a Hula Hoop Contest at a Buffet

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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2024: Telehealth Prescriptions Causing Surge in Abortions, Report Blames Lazy Millennials

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Groundbreaking Study Reveals Shocking Secret to Avoid Lower Back Pain: Moving Your Body!

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Health insurers vow to totally not ignore your complaints about coverage delays…maybe.

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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