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Americans too healthy, cardiologists now resorting to extreme measures to stay in business

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Thimerosal: The Ancient Flu-Shot Elixir We’re Still Arguing About.

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Study: Cure for Parkinson’s Found in Your Ears! Just Dig Out That Earwax!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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New Miracle Cure: Eat Everything and Feel Great!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Experts: Is Mouth Taping the New Miracle Sleep Hack, or Just a Silly Way to Silence Snorers? #SleepTapeGate

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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FDA: COVID shots may make your heart skip a beat, literally. But hey, who needs a healthy heart anyway?!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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WATCH OUT: ChatGPT turning your brain into a potato, experts warn!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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CDC nominee Susan Monarez dodges RFK drama in Senate hearing

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Kennedy’s Vaccine Dream Team Convenes, Ready to Save the World…or Just Chat About UFOs?

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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RFK Jr to Convince Americans to Become Walking Fitbits

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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West Virginia Parent Sues School, Claims Vaccines Violate Religious Rights – God Doesn’t Do Shots!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Team Doctors Afraid Athletes Making Money Might Sue Them.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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