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Supreme Court Decides Trans Rights Are So Last Season

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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4 Hilariously Useless Tips to Sleep Through a Heatwave

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Ukrainian Cancer Survivor Now Battling Husband’s Captivity: Cancer, 0. Husband, 1?

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Ancient Fungus Cursed by Pharaohs: Now a Promising Cancer Killer!

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Billionaire Dies from Bee Snack, World Mourns Loss of Rare Cardiac Reaction Expert

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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BMI misses the mark, body fat the real MVP in predicting health risks, say researchers – shocking, we know!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Heat wave fries brains: Tips to keep your noggin from turning into a mushy mess!

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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CDC finally decides mercury in flu vaccines is a bad idea. Next up: removing lead from drinking water!

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Idaho Doc and Patients Sue Over Law Banning Immigrants from Stealing Public Benefits – The Onion’s Taking Notes

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Study reveals disposable vapes: the new cancer sticks?

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Philly Schools: Asbestos Inspections? Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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New Mexico Detention Center Throws Measles Party

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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