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Study Links Common Energy Drink Ingredient to Blood Cancer Growth

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Inspiring Blind Mother of Five Graduates with Honors, Accompanied by Her Guide Dog

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

Newark Airport Issues Measles Exposure Alert, Officials Recommend Vaccination

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

FDA Approves First Blood Test for Alzheimer’s Diagnosis

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

Understanding the Behavioral Side Effects of Diabetes Medications and Weight Loss Drugs

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

Daily Step Count Linked to Lower Cancer Risk, Oxford Study Reveals

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

AI Innovation Enables Doctors to Visualize Dangerous Blood Clot Formation

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

TikTok Video Helps Mom Identify Cancer Diagnosis Through Unusual Nail Marking

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

Family Removed from Flight Due to Son’s Insect Bites, Despite Doctor’s Clearance

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

Weight-Loss Medications Show Promise for Treating Common Health Issues, Study Reveals

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

Understanding Gleason Score in Prostate Cancer: Insights on Biden’s Diagnosis

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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McDonald’s Introduces ‘Slightly Less Salty’ Fries, Customers Revolt

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  • Published: December 4, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid

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