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AI Tool Analyzes Facial Features to Estimate Biological Age and Cancer Prognosis

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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FDA Warns of Major Risks Posed by ‘Gas Station Heroin’ to Youth

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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The 10 Priciest Prescription Medications in the US: A Look at Cost and Sales Volume

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

Health Threats from Flesh-Eating New World Screwworm to Cattle and Humans

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Aging Symptoms May Intensify Loneliness Among Seniors

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

FDA Cautions Seniors Against Vaccine Due to Serious Complications

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

New Study Uncovers Weight-Loss Drugs’ Effects on Cancer Risk

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

AI Estimates Biological Age While Flesh-Eating Insects Present Health Hazards

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

West Coast Officials Raise Alarm Over Highly Contagious Viral Disease Diagnosis in Traveler

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

Antiviral Drug on the Market May Help Prevent Alzheimer’s Disease

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

Invasive Insect Threatens Health Across 19 States, Experts Caution

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

RFK Jr’s HHS to Discontinue Standard COVID Vaccine Recommendations for Children and Pregnant Women: Report

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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