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American Honeymoon Destination Faces Outbreak of Contagious Illness, Health Officials Alert

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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France’s Parliament Approves Bill for Lethal Medication Access for Terminally Ill Adults

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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CDC Withdraws COVID Vaccine Guidance for Healthy Children and Pregnant Women

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

Medical Group Alerts on Surge in Cholera Cases and New Sudan Outbreak

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Zone 2 Training: The Popular Fat-Burning Workout That Doesn’t Require Intense Exercise

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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US Aid Sustained Somali Children: The Crisis as Funding Dwindles

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Caution to Beer Lovers: ‘Forever Chemicals’ Detected in U.S. Brews Surpassing EPA Standards

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Daily Vitamin May Help Slow Biological Aging, Major Study Finds

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

Direct Comparison of Zepbound and Wegovy: Weight Loss Results Unveiled

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  • Published: June 6, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

Direct Comparison of Zepbound and Wegovy for Weight Loss: A Study Analysis

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  • Published: June 6, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

Exploring Ketamine Therapy: Insights from Mormon Reality Stars on a Controversial Treatment

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  • Published: June 6, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

Reevaluating Prostate Cancer Screening Guidelines for Seniors Following Biden’s Diagnosis

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  • Published: June 6, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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