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McDonald’s Introduces ‘Slightly Less Salty’ Fries, Customers Revolt

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  • Published: December 4, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Thanksgiving ‘Food Coma’ Now Classified as a National Emergency

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  • Published: November 23, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Snoop Dogg Launches New Fitness App: Doggedly Staying Lazy

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  • Published: November 22, 2024
  • Author Woody Barnum
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New Study Shows Watching Sports on TV Burns More Calories Than Playing the Sport

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  • Published: November 22, 2024
  • Author Chaz Chasington

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