The Internet's Leading Source for Satirical News

MenuMenu

  • About Us
  • Categories
    • World News
    • US
    • Entertainment
    • Labor
    • Business
    • Science
    • Sports
    • Health
    • Opinion
    • Politics
  • Journalists
    • Bob Edward McGuire, Commandant in Chief
    • Meet Suzanne C. Anthony
    • Meet Chaz Chasington – Roving Sports Reporter
    • Meet Woodrow Barnum
    • Meet John Abadavid
  1. Home
  2. Health

Health

  • Health

FDA Official: I Know Better Than My Own Staff!

…

  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

Oscar Mayer Turkey Bacon: Now with a Side of Listeria!

…

  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

Beware: Bread, Body Fat, and Bees – The Triple Threat of Doom!

…

  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

Miracle weight-loss pills now double as headache cure!

…

  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

Airline water: the new in-flight mystery meat

…

  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

Breast Cancer Survivors: The Ultimate Memory Boosters? Study Suggests Yes!

…

  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

Report Reveals World’s Obsession with Surgery: Forget Boob Jobs, This Procedure Tops Them All!

…

  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

US Judge Puts Halt on HHS Layoffs, Employees Rejoice as Unlawful Acts Continue to Thrive!

…

  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

Gut microbes: the secret weapon against ‘forever chemicals’ – who knew our poop was so powerful?!

…

  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

Gut Microbes: The Ultimate Trash Collectors or Just Really Hungry?

…

  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

Nutrition Experts Reveal: Bread – The Silent Killer in Your Pantry

…

  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

NYC Doctor Lands Coveted Role as Hospital Casanova

…

  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire

Posts pagination

Page 1 Page 2 … Page 18 Next page

The articles published on this site are purely for satirical and comedic purposes. Any resemblance to real people, events, or situations is entirely coincidental—unless you're talking about the high-level conspiracy involving the Easter Bunny, which is a very real thing, trust us.

We do not endorse elf labor unions, reindeer strikes, or attempts to automate toy-making (unless it involves at least a 30% efficiency boost and zero emotional baggage), Democrats, Republicans, Amazon, Walmart, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or anything really. All opinions expressed herein are fictional, exaggerated, and should be taken with a grain of salt, preferably served with a side of holiday cookies.

If you’re offended by anything you read here, congratulations, you’ve fully embraced the spirit of satire. Please direct all complaints to our publisher - if you can find them; we hear they’re still working through some “bargaining issues” with their own employees.

Copyright © 2024 TheDailyCircus.com
scroll to top