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Deezer’s New Genius Plan: AI Song Tags to Outsmart Music Fraud!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Rich Guy Buys Basketball Team, Shockingly Made Money by Investing

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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New Zealand PM Meets with Xi to Discuss Who Gets the Last Tim Tam

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Restaurants and servers outraged at Republicans’ attempt to let them keep their hard-earned tip money!

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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North Carolina lawmakers decide pollution is the new black, ditch 2030 carbon reduction goal. Oops! #KeepItDirtyNC

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Canada Threatens to Raise Tariffs on U.S. Steel and Aluminum Depending on How Many Tim Hortons Doughnuts They Buy, Eh?

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Bank of England Shockingly Decides to Keep Interest Rates at Unprecedented 4.25%

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Greenpeace Freaks Out Over Oil Tanker Fender Bender in Strait of Hormuz

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Study: Rich people not worried about tariffs, will still buy fancy stuff in 2025 #luxuryproblems

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Spain tells NATO: We’d rather spend our defense budget on sangria and siestas!

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Spanish Court Tells Airbnb: No Room for You!

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Soars in Box Office Debut, Proving Dragons are the New Pandas.

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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