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Ford Fixes Pony Car Prison Break with Massive Mustang Mach E Door Latch Recall

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Compass sues Zillow for daring to keep private listings private!

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Oman: Breaking News! Gulf nation discovers secret to making citizens even more broke – introduces personal income tax!

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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MacArthur ‘Genius’ Roasts Philanthropy in Hilarious Play About Rich People and Art Money

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Surviving a Layoff: A Guide to Keeping Your Wallet and Sanity Intact

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Musk’s Latest Scheme: ‘Robotaxis’ to Save Tesla from Sales Plunge, Because Who Needs Humans Anyway?

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Oil Prices Do the Cha-Cha After US Bombs Iran’s Nuclear Program

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Oil Prices Soar as US Bombs Iran, Asian Stocks Take a Dive – Wall Street Reacts with Typical Chaos!

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Nutritionists Declare: Eating Extra Protein is Totally Overrated!

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Moon Crater Reveals Japanese Company’s Failed Lunar Parking Attempt

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Federal Judge Puts Trump’s Harvard Tantrum on Ice: Foreign Students Still Welcome to Party!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Purdue Pharma Nails Down $7B Opioid Settlement Votes with Free OxyContin for Everyone!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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