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Lufthansa Flight Experiences 10-Minute Pilot Absence Due to Fainting Incident in 2024

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Paris-Orly Airport Cuts Flights by 40% Due to Traffic Control System Failure

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Buffett to Attend Next Year’s Berkshire Shareholder Meeting, Will Not Take Questions

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Ice Cream Maker Recalls Products Due to Plastic Contamination Concerns

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

New Jersey Transit Train Engineers Strike Ends with Tentative Agreement to Restore NYC Services

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Business

Global Markets Tumble as Moody’s Downgrades US Credit Rating, Impacting Futures and Dollar

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

UK and EU Forge New Agreements, Strengthening Relations Five Years Post-Brexit

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

Thailand and Indonesia Forge Strategic Alliance to Enhance Economic and Defense Cooperation

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

China’s Economic Slowdown in April: Trade War Impact on Retail and Housing

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

Qatar Airways Achieves Record $2.15 Billion Profit in Last Fiscal Year

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

Portugal’s Election Results: A New Minority Government and the Ascendancy of the Far-Right

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

Trump’s Tariff Assault Threatens European Economy, Even in Optimistic Outlook

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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