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NASCAR Teams Terrified of Revealing How Much Money They’re *Not* Making in Court Battle

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
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Florida Men Strike Again: Stealing $100M from Trust for Special Needs Folks, Because Why Not?

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Thailand’s New Land Crossing Restrictions: Cambodia’s Latest Drama Queen Moment

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Federal Reserve’s Bowman: Let’s Cut Rates and Party Like it’s July!

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Truckers Brush Up on English to Avoid Getting Lost in Translation!

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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NTSB to Discuss Existential Crisis of Alaskan Airlines Door Plug

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Trump Ends World War 3 Before Lunch, Asian Stocks Skyrocket

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Township Mechanics Band Together to Transform Small Biz into Speedy Cash Cows! 🚗💨🐄 #SatiricalSpeedDemons

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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New York Governor Shockingly Decides to Build State’s First New Nuclear Power Plant in Forever, Because Who Needs Renewable Energy Anyway?

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Judge baffled by Trump’s attempt to silence America’s voice

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Iran’s Brilliant Plan: Close Strait of Hormuz, Win World’s Most Epic Backfire Award!

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Europe frantically googles How to Diplomacy after US blows up Iran’s nuclear sites.

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
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