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Trump Declares Himself King of Steel, Promises Future Presidents a Turn at ‘Golden Share’ Power

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Nestle Promises to Remove Fake Colors from US Foods by 2026, Expecting Praise for Basic Decency.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Bumble swipes left on 240 jobs, claims it’s just ghosting its employees

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Fed’s Powell Warns of Tariffs Again, GOP Senators Cry Bias #Shocker

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Mark Walter and Lakers to Close Sale: Team Expected to Finally Escape Mediocrity by End of Year

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Edmunds Reveals: 5 Electric Minivans for Families Who Really Hate the Environment

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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World Shocked as Israel and Iran Agree to Briefly Stop Fighting

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
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Senate Scrambles to Meet Fourth of July Deadline for Trump’s Big Bill, What’s In & Out is Anyone’s Guess!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Oregon Governor: Let’s Reward Laziness! Unemployment pay now available for striking workers.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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AI revolutionizes education, turning teachers into glorified babysitters.

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Louisiana Sues CVS for Not Making Us Feel Better About Paying Too Much for Meds

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Congrats on Retirement! Now Time to Master the Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
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