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China’s factories: Still not quite cutting it, but hey, at least they’re trying…sort of.

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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China lifts ban on radioactive sushi, decides Fukushima water is now safe to drink.

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Hong Kong’s Security Measures: Small Businesses Feeling the Love!

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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‘M3gan 2.0’ Box Office Debut: Like ‘F1’, but with less speed and more sequels.

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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F1 Beats ‘M3gan 2.0’ at Box Office, World Shocked by Lack of Interest in Cyber Sequels

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Warren Buffett Gives Away Pocket Change to Foundations, Still Cant Buy Happiness

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Trump’s Bigly Bill: The Senate’s Hilarious Hot Mess

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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France Declares War on Park, Beach, and School Smokers: No Puffing Allowed!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Senators Gear Up for Weekend at Bernie’s: Tax Cut Edition

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Ex-Juventus President Agnelli Hopes to Score a Bargain in Creative Accounting Fiasco

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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US and China Make Another Trade Agreement, World Faints from Shock.

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Brazilian Government Teams Up with Elon Musk to Fight Amazon Rainforest Crime with Starlink: Amazon Prime Now Available in the Jungle!

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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