**California Woman Accused of Attempting to Smuggle 151 Pounds of Marijuana on International Flight: “I Thought It Was Just a Really Big Snack!”**
In a shocking turn of events that has left authorities scratching their heads and stoners everywhere giggling uncontrollably, a California woman was arrested for allegedly attempting to smuggle a whopping 151 pounds of marijuana onto an international flight. The woman, identified as Mary Jane “Not That Mary Jane” Smith, reportedly thought she was just bringing along a “really big snack” for her trip to Amsterdam.
“I mean, who doesn’t love a good road trip snack?” Smith exclaimed in a press conference, while wearing a T-shirt that read “I’m Just Here for the Munchies.” “I figured if I could fit it in my carry-on, it was fair game! I even packed some chips to go with it!”
Authorities were alerted when Smith’s bag set off alarms at the airport security checkpoint, leading to a thorough investigation that revealed the hidden stash of cannabis. “We thought it was just a really enthusiastic attempt at a potluck,” said TSA agent Bob “Not That Bob” Johnson. “But then we realized she wasn’t bringing a casserole.”
Witnesses reported that Smith was seen trying to convince airport staff that the marijuana was actually “organic kale” and that she was on a “strict health regimen.” “I just wanted to be the life of the party in Amsterdam,” she insisted. “I thought I could just share it with everyone! It’s like a gift from California!”
In a bizarre twist, Smith’s defense attorney, who goes by the name of “High” McCloud, stated, “This is a classic case of miscommunication. She thought she was just bringing a little ‘California love’ to the Netherlands. Who knew that 151 pounds was too much for a ‘carry-on’?”
As the story unfolds, one thing is clear: Mary Jane Smith has officially raised the bar for “high” travel expectations. In the meantime, she’s reportedly working on a new travel blog titled “Flying High: A Guide to Packing Your Dreams.” Stay tuned for her first post: “How to Sneak Snacks Past Security Without Getting Caught!”
