**California Beach Protest Advocates Kindness and Calls to ’86 47′ in Anti-Trump Message**
In a stunning display of sun-soaked activism, a group of California beachgoers gathered this weekend to protest the former president’s policies while simultaneously advocating for kindness, sunscreen, and the immediate removal of “47” from the political landscape. The protest, dubbed “Bikini for Kindness,” saw participants donning colorful swimwear and holding signs that read “Make America Kind Again” and “86 47: It’s Time to Surf the Wave of Change!”
“Honestly, we just want to spread love and good vibes,” said protest organizer and self-proclaimed “Chief Kindness Officer,” Sandy Shores. “And by ‘86 47,’ we mean the former president, not the delicious avocado toast at the café down the street. That’s sacred.”
As waves crashed in the background, attendees engaged in a series of light-hearted activities, including a “Hug-a-Trump-Supporter” booth, where participants were encouraged to embrace their ideological opposites while wearing matching Hawaiian shirts. “It’s all about finding common ground,” said local activist and part-time lifeguard, Brad “The Wave” Johnson. “Even if that common ground is just a sandy beach.”
The event took a turn when a rogue seagull swooped in and stole a protestor’s sandwich, prompting a spontaneous chant of “Seagulls for Kindness!” “I think that bird is a metaphor for the current political climate,” said local philosopher and beach volleyball enthusiast, Dr. Sandy Bottoms. “It’s chaotic, unpredictable, and definitely not sharing its fries.”
As the sun set over the Pacific, the protest concluded with a group meditation session led by yoga instructor and part-time mermaid, Coral Reef. “We’re all just trying to find our inner peace,” she said, “and maybe a little bit of outer peace too—preferably with a side of guacamole.”
In a final act of solidarity, participants buried a life-sized cardboard cutout of Trump in the sand, marking the spot with a sign that read, “Here Lies 47: May He Rest in Peace (and Never Return).” As the tide rolled in, the crowd cheered, “Kindness is the new cool!”
And with that, California beachgoers proved once again that while politics may divide, sunscreen and good vibes unite.
