**Bruce Springsteen Unveils EP with Anti-Trump Rants from UK Concert: “Born to Run… Away from Politics!”**
In a shocking turn of events that has left fans both amused and slightly confused, rock legend Bruce Springsteen has announced the release of a new EP titled “Born to Rant.” The collection features a series of impassioned anti-Trump rants recorded live during his recent UK concert tour, proving that even the Boss can’t resist a good political tirade between guitar solos.
The EP, which is set to drop next Friday, includes tracks like “You’re Fired (But Not in a Good Way)” and “Dancing in the Dark (Because I Can’t Stand the Light of His Presidency).” Springsteen, known for his poetic lyrics and heart-wrenching ballads, has taken a bold step into the world of political commentary, much to the delight of fans and the dismay of Trump supporters who were hoping for a more “Born in the USA” vibe.
“I just thought, why not combine my two favorite things: music and yelling at the television?” Springsteen quipped during a press conference held in a pub that definitely didn’t serve kale smoothies. “I mean, if I can’t change the world with my guitar, I might as well try with my voice. Plus, it’s cheaper than therapy!”
The EP’s lead single, “Make America Grate Again,” features a catchy chorus that goes, “You can’t build a wall with a guitar, but you can sure as hell strum it!” Fans are already lining up to buy the album, with one enthusiastic concertgoer, Dave “The Rant” Thompson, declaring, “I’ve never felt so inspired to throw my TV out the window while simultaneously dancing in my living room!”
Critics are already weighing in, with Rolling Stone calling it “a bold move for a man who usually just sings about heartbreak and cars.” Meanwhile, Trump himself has reportedly responded with a tweet that simply reads, “Who is Bruce Springsteen? Is he the guy who sings about cars? Sad!”
As the world waits for the EP’s release, one thing is clear: Bruce Springsteen has officially traded in his “Born to Run” for “Born to Rant,” and we’re all here for it. So grab your air guitars and prepare to rock out to the sound of political dissent—because if there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that music is the best way to drown out the noise of reality.
