**Brooklyn Bridge Remains Intact Following Fatal Collision with Mexican Navy Ship**
In a shocking turn of events that has left New Yorkers scratching their heads and the Brooklyn Bridge still standing, a Mexican Navy ship collided with the iconic structure late Tuesday night. Eyewitnesses reported that the ship, named “El Taco Loco,” was apparently attempting to navigate the East River while simultaneously engaging in a game of “Who Can Yell the Loudest” with a nearby karaoke bar.
“I thought it was just another Tuesday night in Brooklyn,” said local resident and self-proclaimed bridge enthusiast, Bob “The Bridge Whisperer” Johnson. “But then I saw a ship the size of a small apartment complex trying to parallel park. It was like watching a toddler try to fit a square block into a round hole—hilarious and tragic at the same time!”
Despite the collision, the Brooklyn Bridge emerged unscathed, leading many to speculate about its supernatural resilience. “I always knew the bridge was built to last,” said Mayor Eric Adams, who was seen high-fiving the bridge in celebration. “It’s like the Rocky Balboa of bridges—gets hit, but keeps on standing!”
Meanwhile, the crew of El Taco Loco was reportedly unharmed, though they did express concern over the loss of their prized taco truck, which was thrown overboard during the incident. “We were just trying to deliver tacos to the other side of the river,” said Captain Juan “Taco” Gonzalez. “But I guess the bridge wasn’t hungry!”
In a bizarre twist, the Mexican Navy has since declared the Brooklyn Bridge a “national treasure” and plans to send a mariachi band to serenade it in gratitude for not collapsing. “We’re just glad everyone is okay,” said Gonzalez. “And that the bridge didn’t file a restraining order against us!”
As for the bridge, it remains steadfast, continuing to serve as a vital link between Brooklyn and Manhattan, and a reminder that sometimes, even the most iconic structures can dodge a bullet—or a taco ship.
