**Body Discovered in Long Island Pool Believed to Be Fugitive in Father’s Murder Case, Say Police**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the Long Island community both baffled and slightly amused, police have discovered a body in a backyard pool that they believe belongs to a fugitive wanted in connection with his father’s murder. Authorities say the body was found floating face down, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and flip-flops, which has led to speculation that the suspect was attempting to escape to a tropical paradise—one that just happened to be in his father’s backyard.
Detective Lou “Pool Shark” Johnson stated, “We were initially concerned that this was a case of a bad swim party gone wrong. But after further investigation, we realized it was just a case of poor life choices. I mean, who wears flip-flops to a murder investigation?”
The fugitive, identified as 32-year-old Chad “The Pool Boy” Thompson, was last seen fleeing the scene of his father’s murder while shouting, “I’m going to need a bigger pool!” Witnesses reported that he had been trying to perfect his cannonball technique before his untimely demise.
Local resident and self-proclaimed “Poolside Philosopher” Gary “Goggle Eyes” McGee commented, “I always knew Chad had a flair for the dramatic. I mean, who else would choose a pool as their final resting place? It’s like he was trying to make a splash in the afterlife!”
As the investigation continues, police are urging anyone with information to come forward, especially if they have seen any suspicious floaties or inflatable flamingos in the area. Meanwhile, Thompson’s family has announced plans for a memorial service that will feature a “Best Cannonball” contest in his honor.
In a bizarre twist, the local swim team has offered to dedicate their next meet to Thompson, promising to wear Hawaiian shirts in solidarity. “We just hope he doesn’t try to make a comeback from the deep end,” said team captain Lisa “Lifeguard” Johnson.
As the community grapples with this unusual case, one thing is clear: Long Island will never look at pool parties the same way again.
