**Black Lives Matter Plaza Is Gone. Its Erasure Feels Symbolic.**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation scratching its collective head, Black Lives Matter Plaza has officially vanished, leaving behind only a faint whiff of irony and a few confused pigeons. City officials announced the decision to remove the plaza, citing “a need for more parking spaces” and “the fact that we really, really miss the smell of hot dog stands.”
Mayor Chuck “Parking Lot” Johnson stated, “We realized that the best way to honor Black lives is to make sure there’s ample room for people to park their SUVs while they grab a latte. I mean, what’s more American than that?” When pressed for further comments, he added, “Besides, we can always just paint the words ‘Black Lives Matter’ on the side of a building. It’s basically the same thing, right?”
Local resident and self-proclaimed “social media activist” Karen McFluffington expressed her dismay, saying, “I can’t believe they took it away! What am I supposed to do now? Actually engage in meaningful conversations about race? Ugh, I’d rather just post a meme!”
In a bizarre twist, the city has proposed a new attraction in its place: a “Diversity Drive-Thru,” where residents can order their social justice in a convenient, fast-food format. “You can get a side of equity with your privilege, and don’t forget to ask for extra accountability!” said the city’s new Chief of Symbolism, who was last seen trying to figure out how to fit a rainbow flag on a drive-thru menu.
As the dust settles on this controversial decision, one thing is clear: the absence of Black Lives Matter Plaza has left a gaping hole in the city’s heart, right next to the parking lot. And while the pigeons may be confused, they’re still cooing in solidarity—because even they know that sometimes, the only thing more fleeting than a public plaza is a politician’s commitment to change.
