**Black Bear Makes Unwelcome Entrance, Crashes Through Ceiling onto Home Stove**
In a shocking turn of events that could only be described as a “bear-y” unfortunate incident, a black bear made an unexpected entrance into the home of local resident, Mildred “Muffin” McFlufferson, by crashing through her ceiling and landing directly on her beloved stove.
“I thought it was just my husband, Larry, trying to fix the roof again,” Muffin exclaimed, still clutching her spatula. “But when I saw a bear in my kitchen, I knew it was time to reconsider my life choices—like inviting Larry to fix anything ever again.”
The bear, who has since been dubbed “Stovey McBearface” by the local community, reportedly took a moment to assess the situation before attempting to make a gourmet meal out of Muffin’s famous casserole. “I was just trying to get a snack,” Stovey later told reporters through a translator. “I heard there were leftovers, and I thought, ‘Why not crash the party?’”
Local wildlife expert, Dr. Barry Furrington, weighed in on the incident, stating, “Bears are known for their culinary curiosity, but this one clearly took it too far. I mean, who crashes through a ceiling? That’s just rude.”
As for Muffin, she’s taking the incident in stride. “I always wanted a bear in the house, but I was hoping for a teddy bear, not a 300-pound furry intruder. At least now I have a great story for the next neighborhood potluck!”
Authorities have since escorted Stovey back to the woods, but not before he left a lasting impression—and a few paw prints—on Muffin’s kitchen floor. “I’m just glad he didn’t try to use my blender,” she quipped. “That would have been a real mess!”
As for Larry, he’s been banned from all home improvement projects indefinitely. “I can’t have him trying to fix the roof again,” Muffin said. “Next time, we might end up with a moose in the living room!”
