**Biden’s Prostate Cancer Screening: A Decade Without Updates Raises Concerns**
In a shocking revelation that has left the nation both amused and mildly concerned, President Joe Biden has reportedly gone a decade without a prostate cancer screening. Sources close to the White House say that the President has been too busy “saving democracy” and “trying to remember where he left his glasses” to prioritize his health.
“Honestly, I thought he was just really into the whole ‘no news is good news’ thing,” said Dr. Phil McCracken, a fictional urologist and self-proclaimed prostate health guru. “But ten years? That’s like skipping your annual check-up and then wondering why your car won’t start!”
In a recent press conference, Biden was asked about his screening schedule. He responded, “Look, folks, I’m just trying to keep my prostate as low-key as my approval ratings. Besides, I thought the ‘prostate’ was just a fancy term for a new kind of ice cream flavor.”
Critics have been quick to jump on the bandwagon, with Senator Chuck Schumer quipping, “If Biden can dodge prostate screenings, maybe he can dodge questions about inflation too!” Meanwhile, a group of concerned citizens has started a GoFundMe campaign titled “Prostate for the People,” aiming to raise funds for a mobile screening unit that will follow Biden around like a campaign bus.
As the nation waits with bated breath for updates on Biden’s prostate health, one thing is clear: if laughter is the best medicine, then the President’s prostate is in for a real treat.
